By Our Staff NBA Player: Now more affordable than ever! Just buy a generic jersey and slap “Black Lives Matter” on the nameplate and BAM! You could be half of the league. Coronavirus: The perfect costume for frat guys that like entering people’s bodies without consent. Slutty Police Officer: With this trendy costume, both your looks and your knees will make people have to catch their breath! Karen: If you are going to report every…
Valentine’s Day is a Scam
By Matt Gagliano It’s that time of the year again. No, unfortunately I am not referring to Christmas. It’s February, which means Valentine’s Day is just around the corner: A day full of love, flowers, and dinner dates at extremely overpriced restaurants. People all around the world celebrate Valentine’s Day by expressing their love for their significant other (or others, if you’re into that), and honestly, I hate it. No, not because I’m a bitter,…
What if Naughty Kids Want Coal?
“[I]f a child unironically wants coal, he or she is probably some country hick in the middle of bumfuck, nowhere”